Little blonde hoodrat

Don't get mad if I'm laughing
Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls
I haven't slept a single night in over a month
And not even once did you start to make sense to me
Well maybe I'm a little bit slow, or just consistently inconsistent
She said, "Unpredictability's my responsibility, baby"

They chewed me up and then they spit me out
And I'm not supposed to let it bother me
But maybe I'm a little bit weak--I let my frailty take the wheel
She said, "Maybe there's a bit of me waiting for a bit of you. baby"

But you're waiting at the door where everybody's hanging out
Just like they hung out before
You didn't have to do it but you did it to say
That you didn't have to do it but you would anyway
To give you something to go on
When I go off back to the middle of nowhere