Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE:
BUT I’M JUST LIKE:
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